Tuesday, December 3, 2024

Our Annual Christmas Quiz

  2024




 

1. Question: Who wrote the classic story “A Christmas Carol?”

 

A.    James Patterson

B.    Walt Disney

C.    Charles Dickens

D.    Clement Moore

 

 

2.  Which 19th century cartoonist is largely responsible for defining what the modern Santa Claus looks like?

 

A.    Charles Schulz

B.    Thomas Nast

C.    Elmer Fudd

D.    Stan Lee

 

3.  The song Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas was first performed by Whom and in What Movie?

 

A.    Frank Sinatra in White Christmas

B.    Bing Crosby in Holiday Inn

C.    Judy Garland in Meet Me in St. Louis

D.    Mariah Carey in Glitter

 

4.  Which two of Santa’s reindeer share names with weather terms?

 

A.    Rudolf and Vixen

B.    Donner and Blitzen

C.    Hall and Oates

D.    Dasher and Dancer

 

5.  How many total gifts are given in “The Twelve Days of Christmas” song?

 

A.     A Lot

B.    248

C.    364

D.    1,947

E.    Bonus – How Many of the Gifts Were Returned  After Christmas?

 

6.  In what country did the custom of putting up a Christmas tree originate?

 

A.    Norway

B.    Guatemala

C.    Germany

D.    France

 

7.  Who created the first electric light Christmas display?

 

A.    Nicholas Tesla

B.    The Guy with the Big House Two Streets Over

C.    Edward H. Johnson

D.    Thomas Edison

 

8.  If there are 365 days in a year, what number day is Christmas Day? (Deduct 10 points for people who use their fingers to count.)

 

A.    347

B.    12

C.    359

D.    361

 

9.  In the song Frosty the Snowman, what made Frosty come to life?

 

A.    A picture of a naked Snow Woman

B.    An old silk hat

C.    A carrot for his nose

D.    Winning $100 on his Christmas Lottery Card

 

10. In the song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” why did Santa need help from Rudolph’s shining nose?    

 

A.    His break light was broken

B.    It was foggy

C.    Blitzen’s antler was stuck in his boot

D.    It was dark

 

11.  In what modern-day country was Saint Nicholas born?

 

A.    Germany

B.    Turkey

C.    Italy

D.    Azerbaijan

 

12. The poem, Twas the Night Before Christmas was originally published under what title?

 

A.    Santa Claus is Coming to Town

B.    A Burglar’s Guide to Chimneys

C.    A Visit from St. Nicholas

D.    There Once Was Man Named Santa

 

13.  In which film does an angel named Clarence visit Bedford Falls? 

 

A. A Christmas Story

B. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

C.Texas Chainsaw Massacre

D. It’s a Wonderful Life

 

14.  What is the name of Ebenezer Scrooges dead business partner?

 

A.    Bob Cratchit

B.    Cornelius Vanderbilt

C.    Jacob Marley

D.    Bing Crosby

 

15.  In what year did Christmas (December 25) officially become a national holiday?

 

A.    325 A.D

B.    1947

C.    1870

D.    1901

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answers:  1. C  2. B. 3. C  4. B (Donner and Blitzen mean thunder and Lightning in German)  5. C  6. C  7. C (Johnson worked for Thomas Edison) 8. C  9.  10.  11. B  12.  13. D  14.   15.  (proclaimed by President Ulysses S Grant.)

Saturday, October 12, 2024

Liverwurst Redux - The Fellowship of the Sausage.



 


  The Quest For Liverwurst.


On July 4, 2024, I enjoyed my annual Boar’s Head Liverwurst Hero Sandwich Extravaganza. Quarter of a pound of liverwurst, hot mustard, pickles and an orange soda were the condiment, side and beverage. This is a decades old ritual. Liverwurst just this once a year. As always, just like I noted in the Pulitzer Prize nominated essay, Liverwurst, it was delicious. 

Then, tragedy struck when on September 13, 2024, Boar's Head announced their decision to "permanently discontinue" the deli meat.  This was months after the discovery of an ongoing listeria outbreak was which was linked to a "specific production process" that caused 57 hospitalizations across 18 states, including nine deaths as of late August.  The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention was made aware of the deadly outbreak on July 19 and issued a recall for 207,528 pounds of Boar's Head liverwurst seven days later.  That’s a lot of sandwiches. The "root cause" of the contamination, according to Boar's Head, was a "a specific production process that only existed at the Jarratt facility in Virginia and was used only for liverwurst." Conditions at the plant were too disgusting to list in a family focused essay. “This is a dark moment in our company’s history,” Boar’s Head said. 

This was a darker moment in John Cafarella history since the Boar’s Head liverwurst hero sandwich with mustard, sour dill kosher pickles and orange soda was an annual July 4 event. I had just had mine two weeks earlier while Listeria was rampant. What would I do for the next 4th of July? 

Many people to whom I have describe the yearly liverwurst ritual feast have asked, “what is liverwurst?”  Well, liverwurst is a traditional meat-based sausage that is otherwise known as ‘liver sausage.’ However, meat is not the only ingredient, and the German sausage contains a variety of ingredients. While it originated in Germany, it can also be found in Austria, Croatia, the Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, and many other European regions. Liverwurst is also very popular also in some regions of South America like Chile and Argentina, but the flavor profiles of these differ vastly. Each of these countries have their own version of liverwurst, but the main structure remains the same. Liverwurst consists of four main components: meat, animal fat, liver, and spices. Beef and pork are the main two types of meat used to make liverwurst. The ingredients are usually pork, allspice, coriander, marjoram, mustard seed, nutmeg, thyme, and white pepper.

Liverwurst contains almost 15 grams of protein per 100g. It is extremely high In Vitamin B12 (and Other B Vitamins) as well as a significant source of Retinol (Vitamin A). It is loaded with Iron and Selenium. On the other hand it is very very extremely high In sodium as it contains humongous amounts of salt, around 42% of the recommended daily  intake for sodium……It is also high in fat and cholesterol…….But if you only eat it once a year……….   Now it was gone. All gone. Gone gone gone. Peanut butter and jelly would be a poor substitute as would a tomato sandwich.  I would have joined a liverwurst loss support group but alas there aren’t any.  I thought of starting one but the only other person I know who likes liverwurst is my sister, Mary and she lives in California.  So, the sudden apocalyptic demise of Boar’s Head liverwurst set me on an immediate Quest for replacement liverwurst for future Fourths of July.  It wasn’t easy.  Thank goodness Margaret joined in the Quest even though she is not a liverwurst fan. She would turn out to be the heroine of this story. We were now the Fellowship of the Sausage.  

We would encounter many strange lands and beings on our Lord of the Rings like Quest. The first stop was a Kroger’s in Kettering Ohio where our son, Brian his wife, Lisa, and our grandson, Gavin live. After weaving our way past multiple circuitous paths through and around the Fruit and Veggies Islands featuring blueberries, bananas, and some green things with black spots, we arrived at a clearing with the cold cuts counter in the distance.  We were briefly distracted by the Valley of Cheese section and the variety of cheddars. We tore ourselves away from the Cracker Clearing and breathlessly arrived at the Cold Cuts Peninsula.  A smiling woman magically appeared behind the counter.  Margaret, thinking I was safe, had gone back to the crackers. Preferencing my humble request by noting that I was aware of the Boar’s Head Disaster.  I asked this mysterious woman if they had any liverwurst.  With a look of terror on her face, she bellowed “No!” and then “they may have it at the meat counter” as she ran into a back room and disappeared, leaving me gaping at variety of smoked turkey and a baloney-like meat product with olives in it.  Clearly, this Quest would not be a simple one. Our Fellowship of the Sausage set off for the meat counter.  We were delayed and tempted by the aromas and selection of breads at the Baked Goods Alley but tore ourselves away.  Unfortunately, we got lost in the Cereal Maze. This took a while to escape as we learned that there are at least 20 different kinds of Cheerios. Then, on the other side of the Flavored Water Forest, was the meat counter, Cholesterol Central Station.  Yards and yards of meats.  We searched the sliced cold meats to no avail.  We inquired at the counter and the butcher laughed heartily at our liverwurst request as he waved a cleaver at us.  Chastened, we retreated as clearly, the meat section was a liverwurst free zone. 

 

Disappointed but not discouraged, Margaret suggested continuing our Quest at Mama DiSalvo’s Italian Deli which might have our elusive German sausage. Our Quest was becoming more and more similar to the Hobbit and Fellowship of the Ring except instead of the Mountains of Moria, we were searching for Liverwurst Land. While there were no Orcs, Ringwraiths, or Sauron or Dragons, there were red lights with the driver next to us sharing Hip Hop, at an ear-splitting volume with the world, construction lane closings featuring flaggers confused by their own “Slow” and “Stop” sign and just held it sideways, and kamikaze left turn makers. It was also 95 degrees. We finally arrived at Mama DiSalvo’s Italian Deli. Again, as at Kroger, there were many obstacles filled with temptation to be navigated.  There was Frozen Pasta Estates featuring, gnocchi, cheese torellini, and my favorite, meat ravioli. We took a meat ravioli.  Moving on we arrived at Mama DiSalvo’s Home Made Pasta Sauce Acres. We almost didn’t make it past the pasta sauce  Margaret was captured by spell woven by a woman sitting at a table (they serve lunch there) who described the wonders of a pasta and vodka sauce and how they had it for dinner and “it’s right there on the second shelf”, and Margaret nodded and was polite but our quest had come to a halt. We suspect she was the mythical Vizier of Vodka in disguise.  Her mission was to distract Liverwurst seekers.  Finally, Margaret broke the spell by selecting a Fra Diablo sauce as she nodded and nodded and smiled and nodded and backed away. The woman realized her lunch was getting cold, and her husband was beginning to snore and returned to her lunch. If you are ever bewitched by the Vizier of Vodka pasta sauce, grab a jar of Fra Diablo pasta sauce and the spell will be broken. There was more to come though as we still had to get past the Italian Candy Land.  Margaret loves the candy.  She always gets two boxes, “one for me and one for Lisa” and then keeps both boxes. Finally, arms full with candy and ravioli and pasta sauce appearing before us was the …..Realm of the Counter where reigned,  The Lady of the Deli. After waiting to be acknowledged, I respectfully submitted my request. “Do you have any liverwurst?”  She gently smiled, no, they didn’t have it. But that wasn’t all, Being The Lady of the Deli and thus having magical powers (she also knows how to operate the espresso machine) and mystical knowledge, she then launched into a discourse about how buying is down during election years. “People are not spending money”, she informed.  It happens every election year. Presumably this included liverwurst. She then expanded to explain that most cold cuts are regional and regional cold cuts included Thuman’s brand which distributes to “the east coast”, which I presume includes Ohio.  No, they didn’t have any Thuman’s liverwurst, probably because it was an election year.  But we should keep checking. So, on every trip to Ohio, we should now visit Mama DiSalvo’s Italian Deli, wend our way past the pasta, pasta sauce and Italian candy, and ask The Lady of the Deli if she has Thuman’s liverwurst. We promised to return, and she made me an espresso. 

Liverwurstless, we continued our Ohio visit. During the (very) brief respites between chasing and racing and playing games with our grandson, Gavin, I looked up liverwurst brands on the search engine, Duck Duck Goose. I thought that since pâté, is made of goose liver, the Goose part of Duck Duck Goose would be helpful. I discovered, while using mystical passwords, that there are several liverwurst alternative brands but once again the Quest got confusing.   Many sites use Braunschweiger and Liverwurst interchangeably. Braunschweiger? What was Braunschweiger? Could it be yet another detour in our Quest for the Land of Liverwurst laid down by the Saurons of Sausage?  A subsequent trip to another local supermarket, the Dorothy Lane Market led us to the sliced meat cooler where we discovered Braunschweiger as we were looking for Liverwurst. Which was Braunschweiger and which was liverwurst? We thought we had been led astray but Braunschweiger is another sausage that originated in Brunswick, Germany. Egad! The main difference between Braunschweiger and liverwurst is that liverwurst is a more generic term for any liver sausage, while Braunschweiger is smoked. Afraid to make a decision, we returned to Brian’s house and resumed the exhausting practice of keeping up with a six-year-old.  The liverwurst quest would be postponed until next summer when thoughts would once again turn to the 4th of July.  I saved all the liverwurst research in a Liverwurst Quest Folder on our computer desktop.

                  The drive home from Kettering to Canadensis is a long one, 9 hrs.  Little did we know that we would resume The Quest.  It was Margaret who would succeed. We always stop at a Weis’ Supermarket close to home at the conclusion of our trip.  Margaret goes in and gets the necessities, bread, orange juice, and milk.  I wait in the car.  I am not allowed in as I am easily distracted by non-necessities such as chocolates, pretzels, and unsalted peanuts. Shopping complete, Margaret returned to the car. We got home. We unpacked. Smiling, Margaret revealed that evidently under a mysterious Sausage Spell, she was led to the sliced meat section and there was…………..Jones Braunshweiger Liverwurst Sliced. What could be bad? It was Braunschweiger and it was Liverwurst! It was very exciting. This was a Sunday.  Somehow, I resisted trying my Jones Braunshweiger Liverwurst Sliced until Tuesday.  The spirit of the Lady of the Deli must have had an effect in some way.  Clearly, I was not going to wait until the 4th of July. Tuesday arrived. My dinner would be Jones Braunshweiger Liverwurst Sliced but on a Kaiser roll, not a lengthy hero roll. No orange soda but I did have Pocono Pickle Guy pickles and hot mustard.  It was sublime! Wonderful! Delicious. Thanks to Margaret, the Quest for the Sausage was over. It ended in triumph.  Fellowship of the Ring Director, Peter Jackson could now make our adventure into his usual three movie Trilogy.

 

 

Monday, September 30, 2024

A Brief History of Election Day..........Earning Your Electoral College Degree in Applied Mathematics..........Election Day Around the World

  

 




 

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

Mark Twain

 

The word “elect” - c. 1300, eleccioun, Anglo-French "tact of choosing" someone to occupy a position, elevation to office" (whether by one person or a body of electors. Etymology on line informs that candidate is from the Latin candidatus "one aspiring to office," originally "white-robed," White was the usual color of the Roman toga, but office-seekers in ancient Rome, as well as fraternity members in the movie Animal House, wore a gleaming white toga, probably whitened with fine powdered chalk, presumably to indicate the purity of their intentions in seeking a role in civic affairs. 

An election is the formal process of selecting a person for public office or of accepting or rejecting a political proposition by voting. Were that it was so simple. 

 

    Around 508 B.C, the Greeks implemented the earliest form of democracy.  They had a "negative" election -- that is, each year voters were asked to vote for the political leader or "candidates" they most wanted to be exiled for the next ten years. The early ballot system was voters wrote their choice on broken pieces of pots, ostraka in Greek, and from this name comes our word to ostracize. If any "candidate" received more than 6,000 votes, then the one with the largest number was exiled. If no politician received 6,000 votes, then they all remained. Since voters were only male landowners, the number of voters was small. If there was a fairly even spread of votes, no one would be exiled, so usually only very unpopular political leaders were ostracized or exiled. The Greeks were definitely on to something here.  Wouldn’t this be fun in this day and age?

    During the 13th century, Venice elected a Great Council comprised of 40 members. The Venetians implemented "approval voting." In this type of election, electors cast one vote for every candidate they found acceptable and none for those they found unacceptable. The winner was the person who was acceptable to the largest number of voters.  

    Meanwhile, in England, in 1275 King Edward I called a meeting of Parliament (parler was Norman French for talk) as well as his tenants-in-chief. Edward invited representatives from every shire (including Bilbo Baggins and Frodo), and town in England. These men were elected as representatives by the people living in the locality. When the representatives arrived they met in five different groups: (1) the prelates (bishops and abbots); (2) the magnates (earls and barons); (3) the inferior clergy; (4) the knights from the shires; (5) the citizens from the towns.  After this date, whenever the king needed money, he called another Parliament. And since Edward was constantly involved in wars and building castles, he needed a lot of money.  In 1430 an Act of Parliament divided constituencies (voting districts) into two groups: counties and boroughs. Note that the need for money before and after elections has been a recurring theme throughout history. 

The US Presidential Election of 1789 was the first presidential election to take place after the ratification of the United States Constitution. Held on February 4, 1789, it resulted in the unanimous election of George Washington as the first President of the United States, with John Adams elected as the first vice president. This election and other early elections differed from modern-day presidential elections in the U.S. as candidates did not campaign for office.   Outward displays of political ambition were viewed with suspicion by the public. So ambitious politicians discreetly made their interests known while their allies publicly lobbied for them a precursor to the curse of political commercials that inundate us annually.  Additionally, there were not yet any formal political parties, although the divide between Federalists and Republicans became wide during Washington’s second term. Presidential and vice-presidential candidates did not run on a shared ticket. Instead, the candidate who received the most votes from the Electoral College became president, while the runner-up became vice president. Finally, the president was chosen by electors – who were themselves selected by each state through various methods – who were each allowed to cast two votes. Washington, after his unanimous election, travelled to the temporary US capital of New York City, where he was inaugurated on April 30,1889.

When you vote for president, you’re technically voting for an elector to cast an electoral vote for you.

Here in the U.S, we have our national elections on a Tuesday.  Why?  Glad you asked. Originally, election days varied by state, but Congress passed the Presidential Election Day Act, which was adopted on January 23, 1845, to set a single election day for the entire country and combat voting fraud created when different states held their elections on different days. In 1844, for example, voting occurred in different states from November 1 through December 4. As a result, people called “floaters” were able to cross state boundaries to vote in another state after voting in their own state.  In the election of 1844, Democrat James K. Polk (underrated and an excellent President) barely defeated Whig Henry Clay.  Initially the law applied only to presidential elections, but later, in 1872, it extended to congressional elections as well and then to the senate in 1914. 

In 1845 the United States was still a largely agrarian society. Farmers made up most of the labor force. Early November was a good time to vote because the harvest was over, but the weather was still optimistically mild and sprained wrists from excessive cow milkings had healed.  Some days of the week were better than others.  Two days were definitely out. Sunday was a day of rest and worship. Wednesday in many areas was a market day, when farmers sold their goods in town. Transportation was problematic so a travel day was sometimes required. If people couldn’t use Sunday or Wednesday as their travel day, then that meant election day couldn’t be on Monday or Thursday, either. Tuesday was perceived as the best option. Election Day was specified as the Tuesday “after the first Monday” to prevent it from falling on November 1, All Saints Day. 

Article II of the Constitution established the Electoral College. The Electoral College is a system put into place by our founding fathers as part of the Constitution. It is not a place. There is no Electoral College campus or football team. Of note is that the words 'Electoral College' do not appear in the Constitution. It simply refers to “electors.” The phrase “Electoral College” did not emerge in federal law until 1845. The fledgling government set up a system of electors who would act as the representatives for the voters in each state. The electors cast the final vote for the country’s president. There are a total of 538 total electors in the Electoral College. Each state gets an elector for each representative they have in Congress — two senators from each state, plus every House member who are allocated based on state population. No state would have fewer than three electors, no matter how few people lived there. Tied with 3 each are, Alaska, Delaware, The District of Columbia …..which isn’t even a state, North Dakota, South Dakota, Vermont and Wyoming.  Moose and buffalo do not count as voters in Alaska and Wyoming.  It was one of the great compromises of the Constitutional Convention. The delegates to the Convention couldn’t agree on a method to elect a chief executive, which was a new concept in 1787. James Wilson, James Madison, John Dickinson, Roger Sherman and Gouverneur Morris worked out the details.

Ours is known as an indirect popular election, designed in part, to help states with a smaller population know that their voices were equally valued compared to larger states with more people. The magic number for any presidential candidate is 270 electors to win the election. These are the numbers every babbling talking head beats to death throughout election night and into the days that follow. It’s a simple majority: divide the 538 total electors by two, then add one for the majority. Most states have a winner take all policy. If the candidate wins the overall popular vote in the state, he or she wins all of that state’s electoral votes. There are two exceptions to this rule: Maine and Nebraska. These states allocate two electoral votes for the state’s winner of the popular vote, plus one electoral vote for the winner of the popular vote in each Congressional district. The winner-take-all system means that it doesn’t matter if a candidate wins a commanding lead in a state or just barely squeaks into the majority like Henry Clay defeating Andrew Jackson by just 4 votes in Maryland in the 1832 election or Democrat Woodrow Wilson defeating Republican Charles Evans Hughes by 56 votes in New Hampshire during the election of 1916. That candidate gets all of the electoral votes for the state regardless — which is how we’ve ended up with candidates who won the Electoral College but not the popular vote.  Five times in our history, a candidate has won the popular vote and lost in the Electoral College. 

1824: Andrew Jackson lost to John Quincy Adams.

1876: Samuel Tilden lost to Rutherford B. Hayes.

1888: Grover Cleveland lost to Benjamin Harrison.

2000: Al Gore lost to George W. Bush.

2016: Hilary Clinton lost to Donald Trump.

The Constitution granted states the power to establish standards for voting rights. As a result, mostly white Anglo-Saxon Protestant males, who owned property and were older than 21 were the only group allowed to vote. On February 3, 1870, the 15th Amendment was ratified, granting Black men the right to vote and congress the power to enforce that right. However, laws, including poll taxes, literacy tests and grandfather clauses, were enacted in mostly Southern states, suppressing Black voting rights until 1965. August 18, 1920, the 19th Amendment was ratified, granted American women the right to vote

When a Candidate Reaches 270 Electoral Votes, that it.  The election is over Right? Well not quite. After every single voter’s ballot, hanging chads and all is counted, the presidential election is still not officially over. That doesn’t happen until the electors cast their ballots, which will happen this year on Dec. 14. The Constitution mandates that “on the first Monday after the second Wednesday in December, the electors meet in their respective States to cast their votes for President and Vice President of the United States.” The Electoral College ensures that that all parts of the country are involved in selecting the President of the United States.

 On rare occasions, electors do not vote as pledged. The Constitution and federal law do not require electors to abide by the results of the popular vote in their states, so we occasionally have” faithless electors” who go rogue and cast ballots for candidates other than the one to whom they are pledged. Thirty-three states require electors to cast their votes as pledged.  No “faithless elector” has ever been prosecuted. There have been more than 150 faithless electors since 1789 for various reasons. Have Faithless Electors ever changed an Electoral College election? No.  In 1872, 66 electors cast votes for Horace Greeley, the Democratic candidate opposing incumbent Ulysses S. Grant.  The problem was Mr. Greeley was quite dead, having expired immediately after the election. Who can be an elector? That same Article II, Section 1 of the Constitution says that current federal employees can’t be electors, specifically, a “Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.”

Alexander Hamilton defended the Electoral College (Electors). “The mode of appointment of the Chief Magistrate of the United States is almost the only part of the system, of any consequence, which has escaped without severe censure,” he said in Federalist No. 68. “I venture somewhat further and hesitate not to affirm that if the manner of it be not perfect, it is at least excellent.”

The December 12 meetings are held at the state capitols and in the District of Columbia.  Electors cast their votes and sign a form confirming they voted. That all goes into the Certificate of Vote. Once those documents go to the federal government, the Office of the Federal Register confirms the votes and then they are read out in Congress in early January. 

The concept of electors was not new.  From the Middle Ages until 1792, leaders of the Holy Roman Empire were elected by a college of prince-electors from various German states.

  What were some of the other ideas for picking a President?  At least four methods were proposed: election by Congress, election by state governors, election by state legislatures, and direct election by voters. Also rejected were a Spelling Bee, an apple pie bake-off or an arm-wrestling contest, 2 out of 3 wins.  

There you have it and now you are eligible for your degree in Electoral College Applied Mathematics. 

People in other countries get to vote too. In fact, 10 other countries have an Electoral College. In Vatican City, yes The Vatican, the Pope is elected,by the College of Cardinals, an international group of church leaders who were appointed by a previous Pope. Myanmar has a complicated system in which three presidential candidates are chosen by the Presidential Electoral College, which consists of members of the lower and upper houses of the Pyidaungsu Hluttaw, or Assembly of the Union and members of the nation's military.  Emphasis on military.  Speaking of complicated, Estonia has a system even more complicated than ours with the Parliament voting on presidential candidates. If none of them manage to secure two-thirds of the vote after three rounds, the electoral college consisting of both members of Parliament and local council members chooses between the two candidates who got the highest number of votes. Whew! Meanwhile, in Burundi there is an electoral system to elect representatives to its Inama Nkenguzamateka, or Senate. India chooses the president and vice-president indirectly through an electoral college consisting of members of both houses of the Indian Parliament. Not to be outdone by India, rival Pakistan has a president who is selected by an electoral college, consisting of members of the Senate, National Assembly and provincial assemblies. Off the coast of Africa, Madagascar uses an electoral college of municipal, communal, regional and provincial leaders to pick 42 of the 63 members of its Antenimieran-Doholona, or Senate. 

 In mountainous Nepal 56 of the 59 members of its National Assembly are elected by an electoral college of state and municipal government leaders and people who climbed Mount Everest. In the Caribbean, Trinidad and Tobago, has a president picked by an electoral college of selected Senate and House of Representatives members. And lastly, way out in Vanuatu, the island’s president is elected by an electoral college consisting of Parliament and presidents of the nation's six provinces and the winner of Survivor.   

Voter registration is compulsory in more than half of world that conducts elections.  In Argentina, Chile, Hungary, Israel, the Netherlands for example, voter registration is automatic which is an enormous benefit to the chronically lazy.  It is based on government records such as census counts. In other cases, qualified residents are required to register themselves. Failing to register is punishable by a fine in some places, including New Zealand, Tonga and the United Kingdom. It appears that the most convenient system, online voting is working very well in Estonia. Since 2005, the country has collected the ballots online by way of a national ID card. The cards, which are embedded with unique chips and PIN codes, were already in use to do things like pay taxes, transportation fares and writing Amazon product reviews. 

Twenty-Five countries in Africa have tried switching to a fingerprint system. It’s known as biometric voting, and it’s designed to identify voters by fingerprint pattern in order to prevent fraud . Things did not go well.  Just look at the African governments.  A seemingly good idea can, surprise, go very wrong.  In Ghana, the system fell apart halfway through their election day. The fingerprint reading kits failed, forcing the government to extend the election for a second day. In Kenya, laptops ran out of battery power only an hour into voting, forcing the results to be delayed almost a week. This reminds us to never let a machine know you are in a hurry.  Don’t lose your marbles in Gambia, as the democratic voting process comes in the shape of a little glass marble. Citizens cast their vote by rolling a marble down an iron chute representing their choice candidate. Cast beads hit a bell inside the drum. This is the “pinball machine” voting method. It probably lights up and dings too.  In 2000, Brazil became the first country to have elections completely electronically. More about that later. They modelled their new machines to look like easy-to-use telephone booths, The good old pen and paper ballot hasn’t gone away though. Paper ballots have their advantages — they’re easy to use, cheaper, hard to hack, and not reliant on energy sources. Plus, they can be recounted — a simple fact that does much to put voters at ease. 

 

“The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.” —Joseph Stalin

 

Would that the New Zealand model for election day be spread worldwide.  On election day in the land next to the land down under, election advertising is banned, candidates' social media pages are pulled down, and talking heads on TV can't give away any information on exit polls, projections, or even what a candidate is wearing, not even a rhinoceros costume…….see Sao Paolo, Brazil below…….  New Zealand's Election Commission has rigorous rules that no outlet may broadcast “any words or images likely to influence voters” before the time the polls close. The fines for breaking these rules can be up to tens of thousands of dollars plus no New Zealand meat pie for six months. 

 

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. —Henry Cate, VII

 

In Russia, you can vote for anyone on the ballot as long as it is Vladimir Putin.  If you vote for anyone else, you will go to prison and commit suicide by stabbing yourself in the back. In China, you must vote for candidates of the Communist Party.  If you vote for anyone else, you will go to prison and Vladimir Putin will stab you.

Unexpectedly, the loony, barking mad dictatorship North Korea does actually have elections... these are, surprise, corrupt and repressive. Parliamentary elections are held every five years to elect the Supreme People's Assembly - but each district has only one candidate, who is personally selected by Kim Jong Un, and voters who wish to dissent must do so in public, using a special ballot box. This ensures nobody actually dissents……and lives. 

Open elections, on the other hand, can be problematic such as when Brazilians elected a Rhinoceros (“Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros, I'll stare at something less prepoceros”. …..Ogden Nash)  to the Sao Paolo City Council . While numerous animals and objects have been run in elections around the world as a joke or to make a statement through the years, the people of Sao Paolo, Brazil were seriously fed up with corruption and graft on their city council. In protest, they elected Cacareco, a rhinoceros residing at the Sao Paolo Zoo. He received 100,000 votes, far more than for any human candidate. A "Cacareco Vote" is still used as a term to mean protest vote in Brazil. On September 13, 1938, Boston Curtis became the new Republican precinct committeeman for the town of Milton, Washington. Curtis happened to be a  mule. The deed had been arranged by Democrat Milton Mayor Kenneth Simmons. He wanted to make Republicans look foolish and show that the average voter had no idea who he was supporting.

Lastly, in Africa, we turn to  Liberia. Miraculously, in 1927, Charles D.B. King won re-election to the presidency with 234,000 votes. That’s pretty good since Liberia only had 15,000 registered voters at the time.

 

“Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others”……Winston Churchill.

 

Sources:

https://people.howstuffworks.com/10-countries-besides-us-have-electoral-colleges.htm

 

https://www.archives.gov/electoral-college/history

 

https://www.usa.gov/electoral-college

 

https://www.britannica.com/topic/electoral-college

 

 

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