Scientists Review The Gnus Almanac
Albert Einstein: ' Answers the question…..Did I really read The March Gnus or did the book read me?’
Alexander Graham Bell: ' I read The March Gnus while sitting next to the phone waiting for it to ring. Finally, I said "Watson, come here. Read this".'
Andre Ampere: ' The January Gnus helps me to keep up with current events.'
Archimedes: ‘I had an inclination to read the Gnus in 247 B.C’
Aristotle: ‘It is the nature of man to read these books in 320 B.C. It is a real papyrus turner’
Christian Doppler: ‘I read The November Gnus for its effect on passersby.’
Dr Jekyll : I read The November Gnus even though I hadn't been feeling myself lately, or so I told Robert Louis Stevenson
Galileo: ‘Ptolomy shmatolomy......these books, especially February, convinced me that the Earth revolves around the sun while I'm reading the Gnus. That's why I say that "wine is sunlight held together by water "'.
Georg Ohm: 'There was more resistance to my reading The March Gnus aloud.'
Gustav Hertz: ‘I’ve been reading The July Gnus with greater frequency.'
Ivan Pavlov: ‘I was drooling at the thought of reading The September Gnus ’.
Rosalind Franklin: 'The secret to enjoying the July Gnus involves a double helix. It's in your DNA after all.'
James Watt: ' I thought reading The January Gnus would be a good way to let off steam.'
Jean Foucault: ‘The rotation of the earth made me appear to read The September Gnus.’
Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz: "This is the best of all possible worlds, especially when reading the July Gnus."
Marie Curie: ‘ The November Gnus had me radiating enthusiasm’
Isaac Newton: ‘I was enjoying The January Gnus as I stood on the shoulders of giants.’
Erwin Schrödinger: 'I enjoy reading the August Gnus with my cat sitting on my lap. Or maybe he isn't.
Robert Boyle: 'The January Gnus helps me relax when too much pressure builds up.'
Thomas Edison: ‘I found The February Gnus to be an illuminating experience.'
Lise Meitner: 'I enjoy reading the November Gnus while I'm fission.'
Alessandro Volta: ‘I read The February Gnus because it has more potential.’
Werner Heisenberg: ‘I was uncertain if it could read The December Gnus , but wanted to try on general principles.’
Ernest Hemingway: “It’s better than dying alone…in the rain”
No comments:
Post a Comment